In Case of Alien Abduction
Picture this (improbable) scenario…
..lost in the galaxy…UFO sightings and Alien Abductions are on the rise…Will you return to tell the story?
Panicking yet? Fret not, earthbounddog.com has just the thing for you!
Location Earth dog tags!
In case of alien abduction these dog tags may save your life. The crucial data an alien will need to get you back to Earth is die stamped into these dog tags.
The design is based on NASA research for the Pioneer 10 Space Mission that used a gold plaque attached to the craft to inform any Extraterrestrials of it’s Earthly origin.
For USD$12.99 (includes shipping and handling in the US), you get:
- Engraved solid aluminum Location Earth Dog Tag.
- A 24″ ball chain chain with clasp.
- One black rubber dog tag silencer (stops rattling).
- Info card and Alien Abduction Money Back Guarantee.
The site claims that “…should you ever be abducted by aliens while wearing Location Earth Dog Tags and not returned safely to Earth you will be entitled to a full refund of the purchase price.” I’m glad they have confidence in their product.